Bokkun: Last time, on Total Drama Action: the teams got chosen, with a bit of tension added. The Screaming Grippers are now Shadow, Charmy, Wave, Omega, Knuckles and team-leader Blaze. The Killer Gaffs were Tails, Cosmo, Tikal, Marine, Vector and team-leader Silver. During the first challenge, Tails made himself useful by using his technology to get his team’s trailer up the huge hill, but then the next part occurred. Both teams had to put on a scene, but shockingly, the scenes got mixed up. Cosmo ended up getting humiliated by Knuckles’ great acting, while Shadow enlisted in an illegal alliance with Decoe. In the end, Cosmo…um, “C-Scope” got voted off for her zaniness. So, it’s time to have another fun day of nonsense and pain! Hehe, just keep watching for another thrilling episode of Total…Drama…Action!

*the Total Drama Action theme song plays*

It was a new day, and both teams were eating breakfast in the crafts services tent, as always. Decoe and Bocoe were both behind the counter, watching the castmates and not saying much. Tikal and Marine both got some bacon and tofu bacon for Vector and quickly hurried over to his side. Wave tried waving politely to them, but they were quick to ignore her.  

“Vector, look!” Marine gushed, holding out the plate with her bacon on it, “I brought you some bacon.”

“And I brought you some tofu bacon,” Tikal giggled, “Tofu is good for your heart.”

“Meat is good for his muscles,” Marine challenged.

“HOLY CRAP, I LOVE HIS MUSCLES!” Tikal yelled happily, leaping onto Vector’s huge back and feeling his arms.

“Ladies, ladies, please,” Vector said with a grin, gently bringing Tikal down off his arm, “I accept both of your offerings. Would you like to join me for breakfast?” He was about to eat, but he noticed that both Marine and Tikal were giggling madly and staring at Vector, not even sitting down. “Uh…aren’t you eating?”

“When you can gorge your soul on ogling the beauty of a certain crocodile?” Marine grinned, “Who needs food?” Vector grinned and started to eat, then gave Tikal a little wink. The echidna gasped and collapsed as soon as he did.

On the other side of the table, Silver was busy eating his eleven pieces of egg. He tried to shake a bit of salt on them, but was shocked when the salt shaker opened up and spilled its entire contents out onto the hedgehog’s plate. Back at the other table, Knuckles was laughing insanely.

“Ah, sorry about the morning assault, hedgehog!” he yelled over to Silver.

“Third grade called, Knuckles,” Blaze frowned, slapping the echidna in the back of the head, “You’re due back in class.”

“Real mature, echidna,” Silver muttered, frowning over at Knuckles, “Don’t you know that it’s bad luck to spill salt?” He superstitiously picked up some salt and tossed it over his shoulder, and inadvertently hitting Wave in the face. As Wave screamed and held her eyes in pain, Silver picked up the pepper shaker instead. “Nothing a little pepper won’t fix.”

Silver then tried to shake some pepper on his eggs, but the shaker top once again came loose and spilled pepper all over his eggs. Frowning and still looking superstitious, the gray hedgehog then picked up some of the pepper and tossed it over his shoulder, just as he had done with the salt. Once again, he ended up hitting Wave in the face. She immediately went into a sneezing fit and ran away, screaming and crying her eyes out.

“Uh…Wave?” Charmy asked, quickly following the swallow to try and help. Not shockingly, no one else cared about Wave’s plight and simply focused on Silver’s eggs.

“You still gonna finish those eggs, bro?” Knuckles snickered, walking over and picking up a piece of Silver’s eggs. He immediately ate it, which sent Silver into a rage.

“Are you nuts? Now I only have ten pieces left!” Silver snapped, glaring at Knuckles.

“Am I nuts? Dude, you’re officially weird with a capital ‘W’, okay?” Knuckles grinned.

“Which is good, because I happen to really like weird,” Blaze purred, walking over and comforting Silver from behind. She picked up one of his pieces of egg and ate it. “There; now you’ve got nine pieces, which is an odd number again. Is that better?”

“Absolutely,” Silver smiled, hugging Blaze. While Knuckles rolled his eyes, Bokkun made his entrance at last.

“Hello, castmates,” the robot said, “I hope you’ve all enjoyed breakfast. Today, we’re having some fun! Have any of you ever seen one of those 1950’s surfer movies where the kids get up to have some fun before the big bonfire twist-a-thon and the bully kicks the sand castle in the nerdy guy’s face?” Shadow shrugged, Omega muttered “does not compute”, Charmy nodded seriously, Wave kept sneezing, and Silver and Blaze both gave blank stares.

“Uh, no, grandpa, we haven’t,” Knuckles sniffed, raising an eyebrow at Bokkun.

“Don’t call me grandpa!” Bokkun cried, throwing a fit, “I’m younger than all of you, you know! Doctor Eggman likes to watch the oldies, not me, okay?”

“Sure, whatever you say…gramps,” Knuckles teased. In response, Bokkun angrily threw out a bomb. It exploded and blew up everyone in the room, except for Bokkun, Decoe and Bocoe.

“That’ll teach you all, I hope,” Bokkun growled, “Now, as I was saying, you had all better be ready, because you’re all going to be recreating one of those beach movies!”

Everyone groaned, but Bokkun ordered them to go and change into some swimming trunks and bikinis, and then meet in the shooting studio. As they all went off to get changed into clothes (even though most of them didn’t even wear proper clothes), Tikal began crafting together some bracelets with beads.

About ten minutes later, everyone was inside the shooting studio. They were all dressed up with swimming trunks (the boys) and bikinis (the girls). Bokkun, Decoe and Bocoe, however, were dressed up in winter clothing, and for good reason. The shooting studio was freezing, and as Tails read the nearby thermostat, he revealed that it said 10 degrees.

“When did you guys move the beach to Antarctica?” Marine whimpered, shivering like crazy in her tiny bikini.

“As some of you can see, this is the shooting studio, not the beach,” Bokkun snickered.

“And the air conditioning is cracked because…?” Knuckles asked, shivering like crazy in his own small swimming trunks.

“All the cameras and lights get so hot, they can melt Decoe and Bocoe’s hearts,” Bokkun explained, watching Decoe and Bocoe smile and wave, “And the network told my agent that being sweaty isn’t a good look for me.”

“YOU’RE A ROBOT!” Shadow roared, outraged. Bokkun ignored Shadow’s brashness and went on to explain the challenge.

“All you guys have to do is balance on that surfboard up there,” he said, pointing up above a large pool where a surfboard was hanging from a rope, “The person who stays on the longest will win this challenge for his or her team. The team that wins will get a half-hour head start on the next challenge. Given tonight’s reward, you should all be fighting harder than Vector’s abs over who gets first shot. Now, who wants to go first?”

Everyone looked up at surfboard nervously and all scooted back. Marine attempted to get some suntan lotion out of a bottle, but it ended up freezing right away. Frowning, she squeezed hard to get it out, and the now-frozen lotion ended up shooting out and jabbing Charmy right in the butt. The little bee yelped and rushed forward in pain, right in front of Bokkun.

“Ah, we have a volunteer!” Bokkun grinned, nodding at Charmy. The little bee blinked, then groaned and slapped his forehead.

Soon, Charmy was up on the surfboard in his own tiny swimming trunks. He looked rather cute like that, and he made sure to show off his little butt to all the spectators as he stood up there. However, Bokkun quickly stopped his antics when two sharks suddenly lunged out of the pool and nearly grabbed Charmy.

“Welcome back your friends from Total Drama Island, the rare-but-real sharks!” Bokkun laughed, watching Charmy shriek and fly up to the rafters to avoid being gored.

Charmy: I’m very protective of my butt, you know. For one thing, that’s where my powerful stinger is located. For another thing, they provide me the low center of gravity that is the key to my many mad skills. You could say that my butt is my hugest asset. Hehe, I’m so cool, aren’t I?

“MY BOOTY AND I ARE OUT!” Charmy yelled down, clutching the rafter for dear life and making sure to keep himself away from the sharks.

“The posterior of a little bee has an opinion?” Omega stated, highly confused, “That does not compute at all.”

“Hmm, that’s a big job for such a tiny little thing,” Wave commented.

“I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THIS IS A SELFLESS ACT!” Charmy yelled down, “MY LADY FANS COULDN’T HANDLE THE LOSS OF THIS PERFECT BEHIND!”

“When little bee says ‘lady fans’, he most likely means his mother,” Omega joked.

After Charmy, more castmates gave it a try. Tikal and Wave both lasted only a few seconds before freaking out from the sharks and escaping. Silver tried to keep himself on by using his psychic powers, but only ended up accidentally sending a chair flying into his face and knocking him off. Shadow was doing well, but then one of the sharks ripped off his trunks. Blushing madly, since he was “naked”, Shadow yelped and quickly ran off the surfboard.

“You don’t normally wear clothes anyway; you’re a hedgehog!” Decoe yelled, watching Shadow race past him (cursing aloud as well), “And besides, the body is a beautiful thing; you don’t NEED a suit!”

Marine went next on the surfboard, and was doing very well, but then Bokkun decided to cheat. He powered up a huge fan and blew it in Marine’s direction. The raccoon yelped and tried to fight it, but was slammed back into the background wall and slowly slid down anyway. Once she got back down, she joined Tikal, who was looking at Silver curiously. The gray hedgehog was busy reciting the number 11 over and over again. Tikal offered a bracelet to the hedgehog, who accepted it. However, he then began tapping it on his head and counting to 11 over and over again.  

“Did you ever notice…that Silver’s a little weird?” Tikal asked.

“Did you say Big was here?” Marine gasped, giggling in excitement, “That’s amazing!”

“Uh…earth to Marine…Big’s not in the game anymore,” Tikal sighed, shaking her head in exasperation.

“Oh, right,” Marine blinked, rubbing her head, “I must have a dental block about the whole thing or something…” As she said that, Tikal slowly started backing away.

Back on the surfboard, Blaze had made her appearance. She was purring happily, even though she hated water. Cats had very good balance, so she was expecting to do quite well. Anticipating this, Bokkun quickly got out a special firing gun that looked like a camera and aimed it at the cat. He began firing real seagulls at her.

“WHOA! WHAT THE HECK?” Blaze yelped, trying to bat the birds away from her as they began being shot at her with full speed. Then, she blinked, and slowly grinned. Bokkun kept firing, forgetting one crucial flaw in his plan. Everyone watched as Blaze opened her mouth, her tail wagging in excitement. Bokkun finally saw what was happening and tried to stop his shooting, but it was a bit too late. One seagull went straight into Blaze’s mouth.

“Thanks, Bokkun!” Blaze purred, leaping off the surfboard on her own free will and going to enjoy her meal. Everyone widened their eyes in shock, horror and disgust, so they quickly turned away from Blaze’s consumption of the winged creature.

Silver: Man…Blaze is so amazing, isn’t she? The way she ate that bird like that…so majestic and beautiful.

Tails went next on the surfboard, but got almost immediately knocked off by one of Bokkun’s seagulls. After him, Omega decided to give it a shot. However, as soon as the heavy robot set foot on the wooden surfboard, it immediately cracked in half and sent Omega hurling straight down into the shark-infested waters. All of the water and the sharks got thrown out of the pool by the giant impact, drenching almost everyone and annoying the sharks.

“Er…looks like it’s time for a break,” Bokkun muttered, refilling the pool.

“Thank goodness!” Wave sighed.

“No, I meant for the sharks,” Bokkun said, watching the two annoyed sharks walk away for a break. Everyone else groaned, but didn’t bother protesting. Decoe and Bocoe installed a new surfboard a moment later, and the challenge went on. Now, Vector decided to give it a shot.

“Go, Vector!” Marine cheered.

“Yeah, go!” Tikal cheered as well.

“You copycat,” Marine sniffed, staring at Marine.

“You anorexic raccoon,” Tikal sniffed back, but immediately gasped and looked ashamed, “Sorry! Um…friendship bracelet?” She handed the raccoon one of the finished bracelets she had crafted.

“So perfect,” Bokkun sighed, getting caught under Vector’s gem’s spell as he stared at him, “It almost makes me believe in the inherent goodness of the furry race.” Snickering, he loaded his seagull firing gun. “Yeah…ALMOST.”

“Vector!” Tikal yelled out, waving at the crocodile.

Tikal: I wanted to tell him that he looked like a surfing god up there on that board. However, instead, I said…

“Your face! Watch your beautiful face!” Tikal cried, looking nervous. Bokkun laughed and started firing seagulls at Vector. However, since Bokkun knew that Vector might be someone to mimic Blaze’s action from earlier, he took aim at Vector’s legs instead of his face. This caught the crocodile way off guard, and he ended up taking a dive a moment later.

As Vector climbed out of the pool, drenched to the gill, Marine and Tikal both squealed worryingly and ran over to help him. Vector snickered and thanked them, but didn’t bother to show that he was fine. Meanwhile, the last competitor got up onto the surfboard: Knuckles.

“So, our last person to try to save his team is Knuckles,” Bokkun called out, aiming his seagull gun, “Let’s continue with this party!” Knuckles got his game face on and balanced perfectly on the surfboard while Bokkun began firing seagulls. Knuckles, using his huge fists, easily knocked back any seagulls that got near him, and he kept his balance on the surfboard perfectly.

“That the best you got?” Knuckles snickered, looking over at Bokkun. Frowning and looking annoyed at Knuckles’ confidence, Bokkun stopped his seagulls and instead started throwing other things at the echidna. He first threw a nearby director’s chair, followed by a large camera, and then a light filter. Knuckles dodged them all, leaving Bokkun desperate.

“Wow…he’s good!” Marine cried, walking over to get a closer look. Grinning evilly, Bokkun grabbed Marine and hurled HER towards Knuckles. Once more, Knuckles dodged and watched Marine smash into the beach backdrop again.

“Well, I’m all out,” Bokkun sighed, “It looks like Knuckles wins it for the Screaming Grippers.” All the Screaming Grippers cheered while Knuckles grinned and got off the surfboard, flexing his muscles.

“Nice work, Knuckles!” Blaze purred, walking over and hugging the echidna. She still had a few feathers around her mouth, but Knuckles didn’t mind as he hugged the cat back. However, on the other side of the studio, Silver saw the two hugging and felt very hurt by it.

“Man, Blaze’s team is unstoppable!” Tails commented, standing at Silver’s side and watching Blaze’s team celebrate.

“Try unstable; a ticking time-bomb of betrayal!” Silver cried, “We have to stop them!”

“With what? A freight train?” Tails giggled, being playful.

“One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine-ten-eleven,” Silver muttered, tapping Tikal’s friendship bracelet onto his head.

“Uh…excuse me?” Tails asked, looking at Silver in confusion.

“One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine-ten-eleven,” Silver repeated, still tapping the bracelet on the side of his head.

“Uh…so your secret weapon is…being weird?” Tails said, smiling teasingly.

“If being weird brings us good luck, then yeah, I’m weird,” Silver said honestly, “Besides, Blaze likes weird.”

“So, if you all at home like weird, you’ll love what’s coming up next!” Bokkun said, slowly floating over to the two boys and looking at the camera.

“I’m telling you, sometimes being weird is cool!” Silver protested.

“Delusional…so sad,” Bokkun sighed, shaking his head.