Bokkun: Last time, on Total Drama Action: 14 campers…one very sexy and cute robot host…a lot of prize money…oh, and did I mention an animatronic monster? Hehe, I love my job! Anyway, all the castmates were forced to elude the monster controlled by Decoe and Bocoe while trying to get to the trailers to win the challenge. Some faired better than others. Tails ran for his life, but didn’t make it very far. Then, he ate a bunch of fake food products and scored the reward; the first pick between the trailers. Shockingly, Tails picked the wrong one, but the girls’ hopes of winning were crushed, along with their new gigs. Now, here we are on day two of the new season. What surprises are in store? Find out next, on Total…Drama…Action!

*the Total Drama Action theme song plays*

It was early in the morning, and nearly everyone had made it to the craft services tent for some breakfast. Amy was still pestering Sonic and trying to make out with him nearly every second, which greatly annoyed everyone else.

“Keep the line moving, you lovebirds!” Knuckles snapped, ushering the angry blue hedgehog and the lovesick pink hedgehog out of the breakfast line.

“It’s been so long since we had anything to eat,” Blaze purred, “I would’ve killed earlier for some of Decoe and Bocoe’s disgusting cooking. Um, no offense, guys.” She grinned at Decoe and Bocoe, who were both dishing out the eggs, bacon, pancakes and toast.

“None taken, Blaze,” they said coldly. Then, they dropped the food that was meant for Blaze on the floor. The cat whimpered, then slowly stepped forward with nothing on her tray at all.

“You can have my burnt toast if you’d like, loudmouth,” Knuckles grinned, teasing the purple cat.

“Judging by the size of your gut, I thought you’d be taking all the extra carbs you can get!” Blaze retorted, pointing at Knuckles’ stomach.

“Oh, touché, Blaze,” Knuckles chuckled.

“You can have MY food if you’d like, Blaze,” Silver smiled, walking over to the cat.

“Sorry, but I can’t take enemy food,” Blaze grinned.

“Huh? We’re not enemies,” Silver protested.

“In this game, Silver, we’re ALL enemies!” Knuckles said.

“Except for me and Blaze; I’ll always have her back,” Silver said, hugging the cat.

“Right back at you, sweetie,” Blaze purred.

“I’ll remember that when the money’s being divvied up,” Knuckles snickered, walking away from the pair. Nearby, Tikal and Marine watched Cosmo pour ketchup all over her pancakes.

“That…is so gross!” Marine gasped, shaking her head.

“SO gross,” Tikal annunciated, wincing a bit.

“Hehe, on my planet, we put red sauce on everything,” Cosmo grinned, “Covered by the taste of blood and mortar!” She cackled and walked away, making Tikal and Marine look at one another in confusion.

“I think my nail polish is made from mortar,” Marine said, holding up her hands.

“Blue is SO your color!” Tikal giggled, observing Marine’s finely-painted nails. Back at the breakfast line, Decoe and Bocoe both got out one more tray of food for Tails, who had appeared late. However, when he came forward, he looked sick.

“No eggs and bacon for me, you guys,” he groaned, looking at Decoe and Bocoe, “I’ll just have this…nice bowl of prunes.” Tails reached over and took a small dish of prunes that was on the side of the counter, but then everyone gasped and looked at him in horror. Tails blinked and looked back at them.

Tails: Er…I guess I forgot that usually only old and stupid people eat prunes. But, you see, my…plumbing’s…been clogged ever since I ate all those fake food products. The pressure building up inside of me hurts so badly! Ugh…c’mon, you stupid colon, don’t fail on me now!

As Tails went to sit down with some of the other castmates, Bokkun made his grand entrance. He was wearing a pair of actor’s glasses and also had on a tiny little suit to make himself look cooler.

“Welcome to day two of Total…Drama…Action!” he announced, clapping a clapboard slate that he also had with him.

“Are you going to do that EVERY time?” Knuckles asked.

“Yes, yes I will,” Bokkun grinned.

“It’s so annoying,” Knuckles groaned.

“Well, YOU’RE annoying, but you only see ME complaining every five minutes and not every second!” Bokkun snickered, “Now then, let’s get on with the show. Today’s challenge is the alien movie! Decoe and Bocoe, would you care to explain the details about an alien movie?”

“Basically, alien movies have three basic concepts,” Decoe said, rolling their eyes, “Aliens invade a planet and try to start making lots of baby aliens. The humans or other creatures on the planet fight back. Then, the military steps in and nukes everything until there’s nothing left!”

“And that reminds us…where’s our paychecks at, Bokkun?” Bocoe demanded.

“Uh…they’re in the mail!” Bokkun announced. Decoe and Bocoe both growled, but didn’t say anything else.

“Hehe, the alien movie, huh?” Knuckles laughed, “Sorry, losers, but no one knows aliens more than I do.”

“Oh yeah? I’ve personally seen every alien movie out there 10 times,” Blaze said smugly, winking at Knuckles.

“Well I’VE seen them all 20 times!” Knuckles retorted.

“You’ll be a tough one to beat,” Blaze mused, staring at Knuckles. Nearby, Silver slowly narrowed his eyes in annoyance.

Silver: Knuckles thinks he’s so smart and everything. Humph, Blaze is just being nice to him, but I know that she thinks he’s stupid, just like I do. Have I ever told any of you just how perfect Blaze is?

“Uh…yeah…alien movies rock!” Silver said weakly, trying to smile at Blaze. Knuckles and Blaze both looked at one another, then rolled their eyes at Silver.

“So, for the challenge, you have to make it through a base and find some alien eggs,” Bokkun went on, tossing out some GPS devices, “Your GPS will help you get around. Once you find your alien eggs, you must bring them all the way back to the trailers. However, all the while, mama and papa alien are going to be trying to stop you. If they catch you, you’re out.”

“Who’s playing THEIR parts?” Sonic asked. In response, Bokkun pointed over to Decoe and Bocoe. Both robots were now dressed up like aliens, and looked very angry about it. They glared at Bokkun, who only shook his head back.

“You call that slime?” he sniffed, snapping his fingers, “THAT’S some good slime!” At that moment, a bunch of green slime dropped from the ceiling and covered Decoe and Bocoe’s costumes, and also got on their faces.

“I hate my life,” Decoe muttered.

“I second that emotion,” Bocoe muttered back.

Soon, after all the campers finished their breakfast, they made their way to the base. All of them were together and they each held a GPS in their hands. So far, nothing had happened as they walked through the quiet base. Everything around them was silent and cold, like no one had been there for ages.

“Hey, everyone, follow me!” Cosmo spoke up, “I know all about aliens. You see, for one thing, I AM an alien. For another thing, I’ve been abducted by rogue aliens loads of times. There’s even a tracking device implanted in my neck.” Charmy floated up behind her and peered at the back of her neck curiously.

“Does it hurt?” he asked.

“Only when I hiccup,” Cosmo stated, ironically hiccupping at that moment and receiving a shock, which made her whine in pain. Everyone, at that moment, stayed an extra foot away from Cosmo.

“Sensors indicate that we are not alone…” Omega stated, peering down a pitch black hall, “Readings say that something is in there…something cold with no soul.”

~~~

“Hehe…thanks a lot, Omega!” Bokkun giggled, watching from his control room while still wearing his acting garments, “Now…take THAT!” He pushed a button on the control panel, shooting out a sudden blast of steam at the party.

~~~

Charmy yelped in fright from the steam and automatically leaped in Marine’s arms. After he realized where he was, he slowly blushed and smiles, while Marine rolled her eyes and dropped the little bee on his head.

Marine: I already told that little guy that things between us just aren’t meant to be. I guess he just can’t get over the cuteness that is Marine!

Charmy: I’m pretty sure Marine isn’t over me yet. I see the way she stares at me. It’s just like she’s romancing me with her eyes…her cute, sexy blue eyes…

“Why are we the only dots on the screen?” Wave spoke up, shaking her GPS unit back and forth, “Where are Decoe and Bocoe?”

“How did YOU get in our group?” Vector frowned, looking at Wave with hatred.

“There ARE no groups yet,” Wave said calmly back, “And besides, there’s only one way that we can all go.”

Tikal: Even though Wave can be really mean, that doesn’t mean we should be mean back, right? My people once said that “You can lead a snake to its prey, but you cannot make it like you” or something like that. In other words, Wave will be Wave and we should try to be nice.

Suddenly, as all the castmates were walking along, they heard a loud gagging sound. It sounded almost like a sucking noise, but there was more to it than that. It was coming from right around the corner that was in front of them. Tails, meanwhile, started moaning and rubbing his stomach more.

“What IS that sound?” Blaze asked, scratching her head.

“Bokkun…is that you?” Omega asked, looking around.

~~~

“I get blamed for everything around here!” Bokkun whined, frowning at the monitors.

~~~

“It’s probably Decoe and Bocoe!” Knuckles said, making two fists, “Let’s go and kick their butts!”

“Uh…yeah, let’s do it, Blaze!” Silver said weakly, trying to sound enthusiastic like Knuckles, but making himself sound stupid more.

“Then please, after you,” Knuckles grinned, holding out his hand in front of him for Silver. The gray hedgehog gulped, then smiled back at Charmy.

“Uh, please, you first, Charmy,” he said.

“Tails, you’ve got this!” Charmy quickly said, looking back at the fox.

“Don’t worry, Cosmo,” Tails giggled, wrapping his arm around the plant girl nearby, “I’ll protect you, no matter what!” Cosmo smirked at him, then took his arm and slammed him down on his back.

“Ahem, it’s ‘Cryoscope’,” she grinned evilly at Tails, “Also, ‘C-Scope’ for short.”

“Y-yes sir, C-Scope sir!” Tails gulped, waving timidly up at the plant girl.

“Okay, enough is enough!” Tikal suddenly yelled out, stomping forward, “I didn’t get revived and make it all the way here to just be scared of some no-good aliens!”

“That is one brave echidna!” Omega stated.

“I will make my tribe proud!” Tikal yelled out, turning around the corner, “Watch out aliens, because here comes Tikal!” However, as she turned the corner, she blinked in confusion. In front of her was Sonic and Amy, only Amy was kissing Sonic on the mouth while his hands were tied and Sonic was trying to yell for help.

“Oh…it’s okay everyone,” Tikal called back, “It’s just Sonic and Amy.” Knuckles, Blaze, Shadow and Tails all came up near Tikal and looked at the twosome making out on the floor.

“Dear God, Sonic,” Knuckles winced, “What the heck has happened to you? I never knew you’d be such a…lover!”

“Don’t you two EVER get tired of sucking face?” Shadow snapped. In response, Sonic continued fighting off Amy while the pink hedgehog kept trying to kiss him.

“I’m thinking that’s a no,” Tails answered, giggling a bit.

“Look, we can’t sit around here,” Blaze said, “We have to get going!” At that moment, all the GPS units started blinking “DANGER” on their screens, and a computerized voice also shouted out the warning through the entire base. All the castmates looked at one another, then started to panic.

“Let’s get out of here!” Wave yelped.

“Which way do we go?” Vector asked.

“Um…north is nice, but east is least,” Marine spoke up, “That makes west the best!”

“Although Omega can find many things wrong with that statement, he is not complaining,” Omega stated. With that, he, Marine, Tikal and Vector all ran off down a small ramp and disappeared.

“In every alien movie, the alien eggs are always in the boiler room,” Knuckles spoke up, “And that would be THAT way.” He pointed down the path they were on.

“Great, then let’s go!” Shadow said, nodding at him. Blaze and Silver both joined up and they started to leave.

“Hey, what about us?” Sonic suddenly asked, trying to come with them.

“No, Sonic, you and your little girlfriend are on your own,” Knuckles grinned. Sonic and Amy both gasped at that, then started angrily yelling at Knuckles, but all to no avail.

Knuckles: In any alien flick, the kissing couple is always the first to go. There’s no way that Sonic and Amy are going to ruin my chances at a million big ones.

“Amy…I just hope you know…that this is all your fault!” Sonic snapped, glaring at the pink hedgehog holding his arm.

“Oh, Sonic…you always say the most romantic things!” Amy cried, wrapping her arms around his neck, “And that’s why I love you! Let’s make this one count!” Much to Sonic’s protest, Amy tackled him and started kissing him more on the mouth.

“Okay, guys, snap out of it!” Wave said, looking at the only three members left, “If we don’t play it together, we are going to lose this challenge. Now, who is with me?”

“Hmm…it’s hard to say,” Tails said softly, “Does being ‘with you’ imply some sort of an alliance or something?”

“Yeah, ‘cause we don’t like you,” Cosmo stated, putting her hands on her hips. As soon as she heard that, Wave frowned. She looked from the sheepish grin on Tails’ face, to the crazy look on Cosmo’s face, and finally to the expressionless look on Charmy’s face.

“Okay, okay, forgetting being ‘with me’,” Wave said, smiling sweetly, “Who’s willing to walk beside me in mutual pursuit of our goals with no commitment of any kind?”

“I can agree to that,” Tails smiled, nodding at Wave.

“Count me in, too,” Charmy cheered. So, with all the temporary teams now picked, what would happen next?