Bokkun: Welcome, viewers of the world, to the set of season two of the hottest reality show around! From last season, if you can recall, Tails the fox won the big prize of $100,000 dollars by defeating everyone else, but then gave it all up for the chance to win $1,000,000 dollars instead! The campers all made their own teams and tried to get the case. Things were going good…until the case was eaten by an alligator, and then by a shark. So, the fourteen campers that tied have all been told to come to his abandoned film set to try and win another one million dollars. Hehe…actually, in case you’re wondering…it’s the same money. Now, for the next eight weeks, we’re going to be having some fun, just like last season! Fourteen campers, one big film lot, one HECK of a lot of money! Who will reign victorious after all is said is done? Find out as our campers arrive, right here, on Total…Drama…Action!

*the Total Drama Action theme song plays*

The bus slowly pulled up to the side entrance of the film lot. The doors opened up a moment later and the first foot to step down upon the new area was from the red-skinned guardian of the master emerald. Over his shoulder he carried his small duffel bag that held a few meager supplies from Camp Paradox. He raised his nose into the air and inhaled deeply, then sighed and grinned a bit.  

“It’s good to smell the aroma of the city again,” Knuckles grinned, “Even though I’d much rather prefer the smell of Angel Island instead.” He walked off the bus to stand in the area. Next, Omega tried to get off the bus, but got stuck in the doorway.

“Error…Omega’s proportional size not being able to fit through bus doors…does not compute,” the large robot muttered, “Solution…now calculating…and solution found.” Omega turned sideways and sidestepped down the steps, getting off the bus next. Next, Charmy came flitting off the bus, humming to himself and playing with a Rubik’s Cube. After that, both Blaze and Wave tried to step off at once, but got hung up in the doorway.

“Step off!” Wave snapped, glaring at Blaze.

“YOU step off!” Blaze hissed back. Both females growled at one another and tried pushing the doorway at once, which led to both of them popping through at once. They both crashed into Charmy, who then flew forward and crashed into Omega, shattering his Rubik’s Cube as he did.

“Ugh…sorry, Omega,” Charmy groaned, laying on the ground after the shock of crashing face first into a large robot.

“Response to little bee’s apology…no harm done,” Omega stated, turning around and looking down at Charmy without much expression.

“Is this the right stop?” Blaze asked, scratching her head after everyone had gotten off the bus and began hanging around the area, “Wasn’t Bokkun supposed to meet us here?”

“That bus HAD only one stop,” Vector said, grinning at Blaze.

“Well, I’m not hanging around HERE!” Wave snarled, forgetting that her wig flew off when she crashed down with Blaze.

“You are going to give up the chance at winning one million dollars?” Omega teased, pointing at Wave, “That could buy you a professional groomer or something that could fix that bald head of yours, you know. Or, in the very least, buy you some new feathers.” Wave was about to retort, but blushed and looked up at her head.

“Guess I can stick around for a bit…” she said softly, picking up her wig and putting it back onto her bald head.

“Let’s face it everyone!” a voice said from the far side of the rest of the crew, “The money is the whole reason why we put with Bokkun to begin with.” Everyone looked over at the person and gasped. The person was an echidna, but did not look like anyone they knew.

“Whoa…Tikal…you look…different!” Silver gasped, walking over and gaping at her, “You look…so…cool!” Tikal giggled and blushed, shyly looking away.

Tikal the echidna had replaced her usual garb with more “modern” clothes. She was now wearing a blue, somewhat baggy shirt that had a picture of an echidna on it, instead of her usual green, red and white dress. She was also wearing blue shorts that had some chains on the side, and her orange and white shoes/sandals were now gone and instead she was wearing pink boots. She did still wear her gloves that had the blue circlets on the ends of them, and the golden tiara was still around her head. One more thing different about her was that she was wearing a necklace that had what appeared to be tiny chaos emeralds embedded on them.

“Man, you look totally hot!” Vector grinned, apparently looking down at Tikal. This caused the echidna to blush even more, until she realized that Vector was staring at his own reflection inside her tiny chaos emeralds. Frowning, Blaze went over and kicked the crocodile away before smiling at Tikal.

“Girl, you really do look awesome!” the cat purred, “But we were only gone for two days; did you really find all that stuff in that short of time?”

“Shade sent them to me,” Tikal responded, “She wrote me a note saying that we echidnas need to stick together, since there are really only three of us out here now. She’s been trying to fit in with society as well, so she sent me these clothes.”

“How would you like to become my new best friend?” Marine asked, running over to Tikal and grinning, “Once I win this thing, I’m going to be moving to France!”

“Wow…that sounds totally…great!” Tikal grinned, trying to sound more casual and even attempting to do a finger sign, but failing miserably. The two girls cheered and hugged one another like crazy, which made almost everyone else roll their eyes.

Soon after that, a trolley ended up driving up to the contestants. Everyone saw that the familiar small robot was right in the drivers seat, grinning and waving to everyone to get on board before he went on. Quickly, mostly everyone got into the trolley and took a seat. Then, almost right away, Bokkun started driving them off into the film set. While he began talking about nonsense, Tails, in the back seat, noticed that Cosmo was missing. He looked around and noticed that she was still standing back at the bus stop, whistling and not paying attention.

“COSMO, COME ON!” Tails yelled, waving to her. Cosmo pretended to not hear the little fox. Sighing and smiling in exasperation, Tails rolled his eyes and tried yelling out to her again. “OH…SORRY, I MEAN ‘CRYOSCOPE’.”

“No one leaves C-Scope behind!” Cosmo suddenly laughed, whipping her head around to face the moving trolley. She screamed in a Tarzan-like way, pounding on her chest, then started rushing towards the trolley. Much to Tails’ surprise, Cosmo performed several flips while she ran and volleyed right into the cart beside the fox.

“As I was saying, welcome, my friends, to the set of Total Drama Action!” Bokkun yelled out, driving down the film street, “This season’s hottest reality show will be shot right here on an abandoned film lot!”

“Does this mean we’re going to be in the movies?” Marine gasped, widening her eyes.

“No, it means you’re going to be on TV,” Bokkun growled, “And don’t interrupt me…EVER!” He reached back and flicked Marine on the nose, and she quickly apologized and went quiet.

“Since we don’t have the confession cam to dump your secrets in, we have the make-up trailer instead,” Bokkun pointed out, pointing to a trailer on the side of the road, “If you ever need to say anything, that’s your place!”

Marine: Wow…a whole trailer full of make-up? This is every girl’s dream! Hmm…but these lipstick brands aren’t the ones I use.

“Like last season, one team will win a challenge while the other team will watch one of their own make their way down the dreaded carpet-walk of shame to the lame-o-sine,” Bokkun went on, grinning at the campers in the trolley. He rolled up his window as he drove on past, and the lame-o-sine sputtered and caused a huge wave of dust to spread into the trolley, making everyone except Bokkun cough and choke.

“You couldn’t have gotten a better ride?” Silver coughed, glancing up at Bokkun as he rolled his window back down.

“No,” Bokkun sniffed, looking annoyed once more. At their next stop, Bokkun pointed out a large tent-like building. “Now, instead of the mess hall, we have the craft services tent, which is where you’ll be getting all your meals.” From inside the building, Decoe and Bocoe suddenly ran out, wielding two large butcher’s knives and chasing a raccoon.

“Uh…are you done yet, Bokkun?” Sonic asked, frowning in displeasure.

“I DO have an eject button, you know!” Bokkun warned, glaring back at Sonic, “And I WILL use it!”

“Please…continue,” Sonic said super-sweetly, causing Amy to giggle.

“Good, then let’s go on!” Bokkun announced, driving onwards, “So, if you guys can survive the challenges, Decoe and Bocoe, and EACH OTHER, then you’ll be eligible to win one of these! The Gilded Bokkun award!” Bokkun grinned and held up a half-foot tall seemingly-golden statuette of himself.

Blaze: The Gilded Bokkun? Man, what a narcissist! He must get that from his creator or something. But…don’t get me wrong, I still want one.

Everyone snickered and look at one another after seeing the golden Bokkun award, but didn’t say anything about it. The next part of the lot they visited looked eerily silent, and there were also lots of destruction everywhere.

“Wow…is this all a dream?” Charmy asked, wowing silently to himself.

“No, Charmy, but you may be wishing soon that it was!” Bokkun laughed, “Because, as of late, some very creepy things have been happening here. Check out the buildings in his area.” Everyone looked and noticed that, amidst the destruction, there were large bites taken out of the buildings and props.

“Uh…what happened here?” Knuckles asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Well, you see, lately, an animatronic monster has been rampaging around this area,” Bokkun grinned, “It got loose and scared everyone off; it’s one piece of work, I’ll give you that much.”

“So…what happened to it?” Blaze asked, gulping.

Blaze: Okay, in retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have asked that question.

“Well…it’s still loose, Blaze,” Bokkun snickered. At that moment, a huge roar echoed through the whole film lot. A large green tail flashed in front of the trolley and knocked over a small building that landed in front of the trolley, preventing them from moving onwards.

“Since you’re all on a film lot, this season’s challenges will be based on movie genres,” Bokkun explained, “Today’s genre…the monster movie!”

“Finally! It’s time to kick some butt!” Shadow snarled, standing up in the trolley and cracking his knuckles. However, at that moment, a piece of debris flew out from another part of the monster’s destruction and knocked Shadow in the head. He groaned, then fell out of the trolley and crashed on the ground.

“Down for the count,” Bokkun laughed, floating out and kicking Shadow gently in the chest, “So, for your guys’ challenge, all you have to do is make it to the other side of the film lot to your trailers, where you’ll be spending the rest of your time here. While you do that, our animatronic monster, controlled by Decoe and Bocoe, will be trying to stop your every move! So…action!” He grinned and looked at the castmates in the trolley. None of the moved.

“Uh…that means ‘go’, people,” Bokkun sighed, shaking his head. All of the castmates gasped, then quickly started to leave the trolley. First, Wave tried to get off, but Silver stomped on her and threw her aside. However, in retaliation, Charmy came up and karate chopped Silver in the back, thus knocking HIM down. Then, right back, Knuckles grabbed Charmy and hurled him out of the trolley.

“OW…THAT HURT!” Charmy cried, landing near where Bokkun was hovering with the knocked-out Shadow.

“This…is gonna be a LONG season,” Bokkun sighed, shaking his head in disgust as he watched Charmy zip back to get with the other castmates. Soon, they were all off in one piece, and the challenge was on.