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Episode 2 (Part 1: The Alliance Jumper)

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~~~D Tribe~~~

“NO BEDBUGS! I DON’T WANT TO BE BITTEN BY BEDBUGS!” Running back into the D Tribe’s camp, ThebigJET screamed and flailed his arms like crazy before he eventually ended up tripping over the fire pit and crashing down hard onto his face and quickly silencing him. The rest of the tribe soon followed along after him, although not in the same way.

“Hey, ThebigJET, dude?” ExiledJason reached down and poked ThebigJET on the back of the head, but all he got in return was muffled snoring. “Huh. He’s REALLY weird. But, at least that’ll take care of his crying about bedbugs. Anyone wanna carry him into the shelter? I sure as hell ain’t lifting him! I’ll get a hernia.”

Orange-Ratchet: Coming back to camp after our first ceremony, I can’t say that I’m happy. At all. Thanks to MattThorndark, he screwed us all over and totally ruined our chance to keep our tribe unified. I have nothing against Shadow0knight, but he should’ve been the one to go. I’m not happy about this, and I’m not going to accept this. The others WILL be getting a harsh lecture for their betrayal right now.

“Seriously, guys, what the hell?” Orange-Ratchet snapped, angrily glaring at Comicstrip2000 and Tinyhammer in the darkness, with ThebigJET being absent due to knocking himself out and having to be carried into the shelter by FroggyMudd. “We HAD the numbers! Even if MattThorndark wanted to try to take me out for no reason, if you two had just voted for Shadow0knight like we had planned, this wouldn’t have happened. Why did you cast votes for MattyPLLLover7 instead? We didn’t discuss that!”

Comicstrip2000 sobbed and hung his head. “I am…so ashamed. Master Orange-Ratchet, please forgive me. I will do better, I swear. Give me another chance.”

“Since that didn’t exactly answer my question, I’m afraid I’m going to have to cut you out of our group, Comicstrip2000.” Orange-Ratchet pointed away from his body. “I must ask you to please get out of my sight now before I ask FroggyMudd to remove you himself.”

Falling to his knees, Comicstrip2000 arched his head back and screamed up at the full moon with all his heart. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Tinyhammer: I feel bad for Comicstrip2000. To be fair, I screwed up as well, but since I’m closer to Orange-Ratchet, I knew that he wouldn’t get rid of me. In case you are all wondering, the reason I voted for MattyPLLLover7 instead of Shadow0knight is because I didn’t want to vote against my tribe, but at the same time did not want to directly cause an elimination, either. I don’t think it really worked.

Placing his hand on Tinyhammer’s shoulder, Orange-Ratchet’s angry face could easily be deciphered by the meek boy even in the darkness. “Tinyhammer, I know that you’re a kind person, but you cannot win this game on kindness alone. I will give you another chance, but please do not disappoint me again. Right now, we are in the minority. Yes, MattThorndark was a moron, but at least he wasn’t exactly on either side. Do you realize what this means we must do now?”

Before Tinyhammer could answer, Shadow0knight wheeled MattyPLLLover7 into the area while hooting and pumping his fist in the air. “YEAH, BABY! WE BOTH SURVIVED! KICKASS!”

“Ha…we so rule…sticking around for three more days!” MattyPLLLover7 giggled, gingerly raising his right arm and holding out his palm towards his excited friend. “High-five, Shadow0knight?” However, he immediately regretted this decision, as Shadow0knight’s elevated enthusiasm made the high-five very forceful, which incited a rather loud and piercing shriek of pain from MattyPLLLover7.

Slapping two hands over his ears, Orange-Ratchet winced and gave Tinyhammer yet another angry look. “It MEANS that we have to get those two to be with us.”

“Oh dear.”

With a heavy sigh, Orange-Ratchet slowly walked over to Shadow0knight and MattyPLLLover7. “Hello, boys. Congrats on surviving the vote tonight. Since it’s clear that you two are much handier than I gave you credit for, would you both be willing to take MattThorndark’s place in my alliance?”

Shadow0knight: Oh, this is rich. Thanks to MattyPLLLover7 and myself working our magic to get the tribe to split their votes between us, we managed to take out that bigmouth MattThorndark! To top it off, the tribe is now a mess, and already we got Orange-Ratchet wanting us in his alliance! Since he’s clearly angry about being betrayed, he’s vulnerable. I’m going to use that to my advantage.

Stroking his chin in the customary way a notorious villain with a stylish goatee would do, Shadow0knight smirked at Orange-Ratchet and seemed to mull over the thought of joining his alliance. “Hmm…this is such a hard decision for me. First, I absolutely must consult with my partner-in-crime, MattyPLLLover7.” Turning to his friend in the wheelchair, Shadow0knight gave MattyPLLLover7 a wide grin. “My friend, what do you make of this offer? Do you think we should accept?”

At first, MattyPLLLover7 gave Shadow0knight a bemused look at such behavior. However, when he saw the mischievous gleam in his friend’s eye, the wheelchair boy grinned and decided to play along. “Oh, well, I think that…it could be a good idea…to agree to such a deal. But…first…I think you should inquire…on the benefits of membership.”

“Excellent idea, my compadre!” Shadow0knight exclaimed, turning back around to Orange-Ratchet. “My good man, could you please explain to me in thorough detail about exactly why my friend and I should join you, and what benefits will come from it?”

“I am seriously going to kill something in a few minutes.” Orange-Ratchet started to tremble so badly out of pure rage that Tinyhammer had to start to give him a shoulder rub to make him stay calm and out of a murderous mood. “Okay…look you two. The fact is that ThebigJET, Tinyhammer and myself are on the outs and in the minority. I’m pretty sure Punx193 isn’t with us, either. So, having you two with us will really help. And, if you could get ExiledJason, we would have the majority.”

“Um…if I’m not mistaken…didn’t you just dismiss Comicstrip2000…so, if Shadow0knight and myself join you…wouldn’t you already HAVE the majority…if you had allowed him to stay?” MattyPLLLover7 raised his eyebrow at the highly-agitated Orange-Ratchet. “So…even if we’re pretty sure ExiledJason is with us…wouldn’t that be kinda a moot point…if you hadn’t thrown Comicstrip2000 away so easily?”

“HE BETRAYED ME, AND TO PROVE I’M SERIOUS, SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE!” Orange-Ratchet roared, finally snapping and throwing Tinyhammer away from his body. “DAMN I’M PISSED! I CAN’T DEAL WITH YOU GOONS RIGHT NOW! I’M OFF TO GO MAKE ODES ABOUT MY LIFE IN THE SHELTER! PLEASE EXCUSE ME!” Orange-Ratchet stomped away from the group, taking care to yank FroggyMudd out of hiding from a nearby bush and punt him far off into the distance.

Watching the screaming FroggyMudd sail away just behind a grove of trees nearly 50 yards from the campsite, Tinyhammer nervously rubbed his head and turned back to his two amused potential business partners. “Um…if you two and ExiledJason join us, we’ll make the top six? And…uh…you each will get free foot and back massages? I already have to give one to ThebigJET all the time.”

“Deal!” Shadow0knight reached out and shook Tinyhammer’s hand. “Pleasure doing business with you! Now then, if you don’t mind, MattyPLLLover7 and myself are going to get a little shuteye for all the work we did today and all the stress we had to deal with at tribal council. Can’t wait to show Bad-Asp who’s REALLY in charge around here!” With that, Shadow0knight happily skipped away, with MattyPLLLover7 weakly wheeling his wheelchair along after him. There was still a learning curve, but he was slowly improving every time he used his sore arms.

Tinyhammer: I’m not so sure about allowing Shadow0knight and MattyPLLLover7 into our group, but we don’t have many options at this early stage of the game. Since it’s so early, it’s very important for us to be in a solid alliance. Orange-Ratchet is a very emotional guy, but I trust him. Seeing what he did to Comicstrip2000, I’ll have to be careful to not go against him again. It’s time to focus.

Slumping his shoulders, Comicstrip2000 soon stumbled upon Bad-Asp near the shelter. The hero of the camp was using MikeTheFox as a seat while gazing up at the stars, seemingly in a calm and content mood despite the fact that he had just been screwed over at tribal council. He was humming and rocking back and forth atop the grunting MikeTheFox, apparently not even realizing that Comicstrip2000 had walked right up to him and was currently about to pull out a strand of his neck hair to get his attention.

Just as Comicstrip2000 was close to pulling out a neck hair, Bad-Asp reached out and grabbed his hand. “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” Slowly rising to his feet, Bad-Asp gave a deep sigh and casually turned around to face the scared Comicstrip2000. “I am already quite pissed off after tonight’s results, and while I may seem cool, calm and collected, inside I am a volcano ready to erupt. I daresay that you do NOT want to go inciting my rage. What is it that you want with me, Comicstrip2000?”

Whimpering slightly, Comicstrip2000 immediately dropped to his knees and started to kiss Bad-Asp’s feet. “Pretty please may I join your alliance? I will do anything to be in another alliance! It’s what I live for, to be an alliance member, and I won’t accept no for an answer!”

“Very well, but I have some conditions,” Bad-Asp said, glancing over at the snoring ThebigJET and grumbling. “First, you build a muffler for this slob. Second, you take MikeTheFox’s place as my seat for the evening. Third, you will do whatever I say, no matter what it is, precisely when I say it. Is that clear?”

“Can I call our alliance Stealth R Us?”

“If you even utter those words again, I will kill you.”

Comicstrip2000: Booya, baby! Out of one alliance, but immediately right into another. That’s what I’m talking about! That’s progress right there, and I daresay that I’ll slowly take control of this game if I keep playing this strategy. *he leans back and pimps a little bit* Oh yeah. You can’t deny my pity act. I am such a stud, after all. I’ll play everyone like toys and take the title of Sole Survivor for sure!

Walking up to ExiledJason on the beach, FroggyMudd slapped him on the shoulder. “Yo, man, come to bed! The beach is so laugh-out-loud cold and not good for sleeping. You could get pinched by a crab, or you could have a turtle crawl up your ass! That would be so funny, wouldn’t it? Holy crap, I can’t get that image outta my head! I gotta go and make an avatar of that!” The crazy guy stumbled off to go do his own thing, leaving a very confused and irritated ExiledJason in his wake.

Staring out over the sea, ExiledJason frowned and clenched his fist. “Mark my words, Punx193. You may be enjoying life on Exile Island for now, but soon it will be MY time. That island belongs to me, and only me, and dammit I’m going to get what’s mine! OW!” The determined boy yelped as a crab waddled up and uses its pinchers to pinch one of his toes on his left foot. “Dammit, that smarts! Where’s a seagull when you need one?”
Orange-Ratchet finally loses his cool and expresses his displeasure at his alliance already falling apart so early, Comicstrip2000 makes his very unusual strategy known, Bad-Asp acts like a badass, FroggyMudd continues to act like a moron, Shadow0knight and MattyPLLLover7 both take advantage of their new usefulness, and ExiledJason continues to pine for Exile Island.

Host: ~Chimcharlover13

Contestants:

D Tribe:
*bad-asp
~comicstrip2000
~ExiledJason
~FroggyMudd
~MattyPLLLover7
~MikeTheFox
~Orange-Ratchet
~punx193
~shadow0knight
~thebigJET
~Tinyhammer

A Tribe:
~DARealityTV
~GeorgeJhon
~HatersInHeaven
~Lallama12
~Owlot
~SRJJJB
~TalkingStick
~UnderdogsNeverLose

Eliminated:
~Lasercatz
~MattThorndark


Survivor Deviantart Avatar: ~BlackLillian
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Oh awesome, I love this. Ever see me on Survivor I would fail I'm terrible. Xd

Love the work :D